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Saturday, October 27, 2007

Men (opause)

This came to me by way of an email. I actually laughed out loud when I read it. Can you relate?!


How many women with MENOPAUSE does it take to change a light bulb?

Woman's Answer:

One! ONLY ONE!!!! And do you know WHY? Because no
one else in this house knows HOW to change a light bulb! They don't even know
that the bulb is BURNED OUT!!

They would sit in the dark for THREE DAYS before they figured it out. And, once they figured it out, they wouldn't be able to find the #&%!* light bulbs, despite the fact that they've been in the SAME CABINET for the past 17 YEARS!

But if they did, by some miracle of God, actually find them, 2 DAYS LATER, the chair they dragged to stand on to change the STUPID light bulb would STILL BE IN THE SAME SPOT!!!!!

AND UNDERNEATH IT WOULD BE THE WRAPPER THE FREAKING LIGHT BULBS CAME IN!!! BECAUSE NO ONE EVER PICKS UP OR CARRIES OUT THE GARBAGE!!!! IT'S A WONDER WE HAVEN'T ALL SUFFOCATED FROM THE PILES OF GARBAGE THAT ARE A FOOT DEEP THROUGHOUT THE ENTIRE HOUSE!! IT WOULD TAKE AN ARMY TO
CLEAN THIS PLACE! AND DON'T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON WHO CHANGES THE TOILET PAPER ROLL !!

I'm sorry. What was the question?


3 comments:

Beth said...

I got this one as well...and I laughed out loud too

AC Associates said...

Hi Beth,
Glad I'mnot the only one that found this funny. I could relate! haha

tracy.rose@healthline.com said...

Hi,

We were wondering if you could include http://www.healthline.com/health/menopause as a resource on http://a-circle-of-women.blogspot.in/

Healthline provides a very comprehensive overview of Menopause as a critical starting point for individuals and/or their loved ones.

For more information, visit: http://www.healthline.com/health/menopause

Thank you in advance for your consideration.

Warm Regards,

Tracy

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