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Wednesday, April 15, 2009

Alittle Wednesday Humor

I guess I woke up on the wrong side of the bed this morning. I've been home sick and the weather here is awful. Been raining for days, which isn't helping with my mood.

I came across this joke and it brought a smile...maybe someone else out there needs a smile today.

The Italian Secret of a Long Marriage?

At Saint Mary's Catholic Church they have a weekly husband's marriage seminar.. At the session last week, the Priest asked Mario, who was approaching his 50th wedding anniversary, to take a few minutes and share some insight into how he had managed to stay married to the same woman all these years.??

Mario replied to the assembled husbands, 'Wella, I've a-tried to treat-a her nicea, spenda da money on her, but besta of alla is that I tooka her to Italy for the 25th anniversary!'?

The Priest responded, 'Mario, you are an amazing inspiration to all the husbands here! Please tell us what you are planning for your wife for your 50th anniversary.'??

Mario proudly replied, 'I'm a-gonna go get her.'


Susan Blake said...

What a chuckle! Thanks - and I hope you feel better soon. Its always worse being sick and having icky weather at the same time, but maybe when it turns nice, you'll be up and well! Hope so!

A Hot Bath, my Diary said...

Haha, very good.

Took me a moment or two to get it *sheepish grin*.

AngelBaby said...

So funny - thanks for sharing this. LOL!

Love and Blessings,

AC Associates said...

Hello Suzen,
Thanks for the well wishes and for your visits.
Glad you got a chuckle out of the joke.

A Hot Bath, my Diary,
Thank you very much for your visit and I'm glad you finally 'got' the joke.

Hi Angelbaby,
Nice of you to stop by. I need a chuckle or two now and then just as I'm sure most of us do.
I like to share the laughs once in awhile and I'm glad you enjoy this one.

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