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Sunday, July 15, 2007

Things That Make You Ask "WHY"

My personal email inbox gets swamped with forwards from friends, relatives, co-workers etc...God forbid I can't get to my inbox for a few days...the amount of mail is out of control and that's not including the 'spam' folder. I try and read as much as I can and then my 'delete' finger just takes over.

Every once in awhile I read something that inspires me, makes me laugh, offers encourgement or makes me ponder on things.

This email was sent by my cousin and I have to admit, I laughed outloud at some of these...

Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are getting dead?

Why do banks charge a fee on "insufficient funds" when they know there is not enough money?

Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?

Why doesn't glue stick to the bottle?

Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection?

Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?

Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him?

Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?

Whose idea was it to put an "S" in the word "Lisp"?

If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes?

Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white?

Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale?

Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?

Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times with their vacuum cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down to give the vacuum one more chance?
I have to admit to actually doing this!

Why is it that no plastic bag will open from the end on your first try?

How do those dead bugs get into those enclosed light fixtures?

When we are in the supermarket and someone rams our ankle with a shopping cart then apologizes for doing so, why do we say, "It's all right?" Well, it isn't all right, so why don't we say, "That hurt, you stupid idiot?"

Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that's falling off the table you always manage to knock something else over?

In winter why do we try to keep the house as warm as it was in summer when we complained about the heat?

Why is it that you never hear father-in-law jokes?

Why do they put Braille dots on the keypad of the drive-up ATM?

“Laughter is the spark of the soul”
“Laugh often, Dream big, Reach for the stars!”

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